He was conceived of the Holy Spirit,
      born of the Virgin Mary,
      suffered under Pontius Pilate,
      was crucified, died, and was buried.

He descended into hell.

The third day He arose again from the dead.

He ascended to a land of colored eggs and candies on plastic grass,
      and sits at the right hand of the Easter Bunny,
      whence He shall come to bilk the living and the dead.